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Well, being a firm believer that one must make the best out of what one has, I proceeded to imagine ways in which I might make these guys a bit more interesting, (though the craptacular face isn't going anywhere).
First I had to do some testing. Testing, you say? Yes, testing. Does the hard plastic that EM4 uses have the capacity to withstand a 260 degree oven? The answer: a resounding yes.
Why, oh why would that little fact need to be ascertained? Because I was going to use Super Sculpey to do some modifications, and it has to cure in the oven. I also did some cutting and gluing, and it turns out that with a little imagination, it's easy to turn these cheap-o plastics into something with a little variety. Here are the results:


These guys are only a 2/3 of the varieties I created. So, if you have a tolerance for cleaning flash (and strange knobular pieces of plastic on the backs of figures (??)) and a little time to do some modification, EM4 offers orcs at an unbeatable price. These guys are bound for Grolltak's Marauders, one of my Song of Blades and Heroes (published by the visionary folks at Ganesha Games) warbands. I hope to put some of my other SOBH figures up here as well, which include some figs that I painted LONG ago when I first started hobbying.
I also turned a pig, similar to this:

into a dire boar!: